Mummy's Lil Girl {L}
Friday, March 6, 2009 4:06 PM
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says:
"Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"
Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."
"Really !? Like a newborn baby !?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants".
What is Marketing?
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's Direct Marketing
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him." That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?" That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich...? That's Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's Customer Feedback
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BIOLOGY /.
-CHRISTINA GOH-
Birthday:18/11/1989
School:Republic Poly
Horoscope:Scorpio
Zodia: Snake
-WISHLIST-
▪ Be Happy
▪ Try Singapore Flyer
▪ Get my SI Certi
▪ I want a Durian Feast!
▪ Get my Driving Certi
▪ Be Rich
▪ Travel around the world
▪ Faster graduate from RP
▪ Get into NIE
-LOVE-
▪ Mummy
▪ 猪老公
▪ 满天星
▪ Lucky 7...
▪ Chocolate
▪ Eat aNd eAt aNd eAt
--MELODY /.
Broken Strings (feat. Nelly Furtado) - James Morrison
--TAGBOARD /.
--ESCAPES--
Long Long
Guess Who?
Vanessa
Felix
Cynthia
PegGy
Xin Ying
Xin Ying (new)
Poh ChoO
Kenny
Joshua
Yong How
Mei Ting
Jonathan
Wen Sen
Agustine
Samantha
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CREDITS =>
Designer : Faith
Host : Blogskins
Background : Photobucket
*The credits are written by their names. So i leave it like this (:
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