Mummy's Lil Girl {L}
Monday, March 9, 2009 3:37 PM
Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!!!! A: The boy friend's hand.
Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"? A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front".
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats? A: Both keep searching for new holes.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.
In an anatomy class, a professor teaches his students with the real dead body.
Every students stand around the surgery table. The dead body lie there covering by a big white blanket. The professor starts teaching " To be a good doctor, there are two important things that everyone of you have to keep in mind. The first one is NEVER FEEL DISGUSTING WITH THE BODY"
The professor then open the blanket and slowly poke his finger deeply to the dead body's anus, spin the finger and suck it right in front of the students.
The professor said to everyone "do it Hurry!"
The students are all feeling very disgusting with the bizarre example but they all decide to do it just to satisfy the professor. After everyone is done, the professor strongly stare at everyone and said out loud.
"Well, the second important thing for being a good doctor is that "BE OBSERVANT." If you noticed it you would see that I poke my middle finger in the anus but suck my index finger!!"
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?" One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. ...What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub." The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment." The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either.
His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends!!
Labels: Dirty Joke, Joke, Joke....
BIOLOGY /.
-CHRISTINA GOH-
Birthday:18/11/1989
School:Republic Poly
Horoscope:Scorpio
Zodia: Snake
-WISHLIST-
▪ Be Happy
▪ Try Singapore Flyer
▪ Get my SI Certi
▪ I want a Durian Feast!
▪ Get my Driving Certi
▪ Be Rich
▪ Travel around the world
▪ Faster graduate from RP
▪ Get into NIE
-LOVE-
▪ Mummy
▪ 猪老公
▪ 满天星
▪ Lucky 7...
▪ Chocolate
▪ Eat aNd eAt aNd eAt
--MELODY /.
Broken Strings (feat. Nelly Furtado) - James Morrison
--TAGBOARD /.
--ESCAPES--
Long Long
Guess Who?
Vanessa
Felix
Cynthia
PegGy
Xin Ying
Xin Ying (new)
Poh ChoO
Kenny
Joshua
Yong How
Mei Ting
Jonathan
Wen Sen
Agustine
Samantha
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CREDITS =>
Designer : Faith
Host : Blogskins
Background : Photobucket
*The credits are written by their names. So i leave it like this (:
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