Mummy's Lil Girl {L}
Thursday, February 26, 2009 7:46 PM
After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi. ZOOM!
Jap: Look, look. Honda! very GOOD! very fast! made in Japan! Proton nort good. Made in Malaysia.Driver: yah, yah, yah!
Arriving at the airport, the Jap is about to pay the taxi driver.
Jap: How much?Driver: RM150/-Jap: Oh. very expensive. you overcharge!
Driver: No. look, look. Sony meter! very good! very fast! Made in Japan!
Husband StoreA store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- deadgood looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!"she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- deadgorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the signreads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
The priestA priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy's position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring. Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?" To which the boy replies, "Now we run!"
13 Stress Reliever
#1Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
#2Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.Boy: It's very kind of you, darling. But I don't have any worries or troubles.Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
#3Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
#4Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?!"Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."
#5Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
#6A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans". "My father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said another. Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
#7Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire to?"Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
#8Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
#9A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after ***?He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.
#10Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man yo u are sleeping with?Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!
#11Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S.?Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.
#12A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my ***y body?He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humour.
#13Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.
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